floralete:

[johnny bravo voice] puppy dog

• 25 Jan 2023
• 12800

phoenixkaptain:

Tim Drake is so funny because he’s like “Everyone hates me and honestly, same” when actually nobody does??

Tim: “Jason hates me :(“

Jason: “Tim is the only member of the Bats that I can spend time with without wanting to strangle him.”

Tim: “Dick just deals with me because he has to :(“

Dick: “I would kill for Tim.”

Tim: “Bruce doesn’t view me as family :(“

Bruce: “I literally adopted Tim.”

Tim: “My friends don’t trust me :(“

Literally all of his friends: “Tim said I should jump off this bridge and while that does seem stupid, it’s Tim asking, so I’m jumping.”

• 25 Jan 2023
• 11282

dio-without-an-s:

gallopinggallifreyans:

maryfagdalene:

this is soooo

TALK SHIT GET HIT BITCHBOY AHAHAHAHHAAAA

I love Greta

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• 31 Dec 2022
• 21539

choi-kabud:

• 18 Dec 2022
• 4971

h-l-w:

• 18 Dec 2022
• 10226

zenwannabe:

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

• 6 Dec 2022
• 257205

neocatharsis:

221110 XIAOJUN Weibo & IG Update

“Do u guys like it? I do~”

• 12 Nov 2022
• 478